Random Saturday

So I finally looked up my old xanga account, and now I just spent the last 3 hours clicking thru it, knowing how naive I was back then... and how EMO I was back then. Ah the good ol' college days. A little FYI, back in college, I didn't have many friends. most of my friends were church friends and the jerk-ex-boyfriend (whom i truly did love at the time, apparently).

I found this post and I couldn't help but not to re-post. 

~How To Annoy People In An Elevator~

• Burp, and then say “mmmm...tasty!”
• Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it. 
• Do Tai Chi exercises.
• Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!” 
• Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator. 
• Lean against the button panel.
• Move your desk in to the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
• Play dead. 
• Read a book upside down. 
• Say "Ding!" at each floor. 
• Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger." 
• Wear a Santa suit...in June.
• When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?" 

~Annoying Things To Do In A Discount Superstore~

• As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" 
• Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." 
• Fill your shopping cart with matchbooks and gasoline and walk around smiling at people.
• Go into the dressing room and yell real loud... “Hey, we’re out of toilet paper in here!”
• Grab handfulls of super bounce balls and go wild.
• Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 
• Put random items in the shopping carts of others while they aren't looking. 
• Repeat whatever the store clerk tells you. 
• Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 
• Take all of the free AOL cd's on the end of the check out counter

~Ways To Annoy People At The Movies~

• Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
• Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
• Clap when the good guy gets killed.
• During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
• Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect are.
• Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
• Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
• Try to start a wave.
• Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
• Sing with the theme music.
• Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
• Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
• Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
• Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

Would any of you do this? Haha... I don't think I would.

moonbeams,

Rima