Dear On-Call Week... Please please please be nice to me. I better get called in for a true life saving procedure. Nothing corny. Thank You Love You Bye.
Dear Chimmy, please continue to do your cute whimpering while you're sitting there staring at me wanting to go up on my bed. nyahahahahaha *evil laugh*
Dear Coldplay, I still want to see you live. Like now... In my room.
Dear Juicer, please always bear with me when I yell at you for producing awesome yet so nasty vegetable juices. Thank goodness I'm getting used to the flavors of juiced greens. Weird yet healthy?
Dear Demi Lovato's "Give Your Heart A Break", umm can you give MY EARS a break? I'm soooo tired listening to your song every time I CHANGE my satellite radio stations in my car. You really need to retire... So does,
Wide Awake,
Payphone,
Call Me Maybe (you really really need to retire). I'm NOT TIRED yet of Gotye though. I still SCREAM the chorus, all the time, especially when I'm doing CT scan nursing. Ah, gotta love "Karaoke Club" CT.
Dear Prince Harry, thanks for showing your ass to the world. You just went #1 on my list. Most Awesome Prince Ever.
Dear Dry & Itchy Scalp, can you stop being bipolar and stop like making me go crazy, especially when I'm nervous or bored? Just freakin tell me what shampoo works for you, huh?
Dear Appetite, you too... can you stop being so bipolar? one hour you'll be like, "mmkay... i can control that urge to eat that donut..." then the next hour, you're like, "GURL GO GET CHU SELF 2 DONUTS... AND A CUP OF JOE... YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS... FREE FOOD GALORE SISTAAA." Eff You. Eff You big Time.
Dear The Pillow, I still dislike you for going to Opening Game of Packers... I wanna be there too, bro.